I found this review on line. Now I know why BMW550sport aka Bimmer Boy is dreaming of a Porsche. This is why I will never own a BMW, it's a POS.


Back in the day, BMW didn’t exactly pander to its customers. We build, you buy. Life is life. As BMW’s fortunes and model lines expanded, options appeared. But the German carmaker never quite outgrew its arrogance stubborn streak. You want a 7-Series without iDrive? Not possible. Don’t like run-flats on your 3-Series? Go and buy what tires you like. Thankfully, you can circumvent the iDrive in the new 550i and run flats are now optional. Is this the harbinger of a kindler, gentler 5-Series?
Nein! Visually, the Bavarians continue to cling to Chris Bangle’s flame surfaced sacrilege. That’s an “Inside Baseball” way of saying the 550i is still pug-ugly both coming and going. Although BMW’s metal meisters have toned down the model’s Dame Edna headlights, the 550i’s riotous (not righteous) amalgamation of curves, creases, bulges and bustles is about as coherent as a teenager debating U.S. foreign policy– after his seventh alcopop.
Step inside Bimmer’s blingmobile and sitz down on a driver’s seat that’s harder than aggregated diamond nanorods; a perch that makes your old school desk chair seem like Roche Bobois low-level seating. What’s more, BMW’s swathed their ultimate thrones in a material they call leather that feels like charred and blistered road kill. Just in case you’re not aesthetically appalled, the new bamboo anthracite wood trim looks like tar on concrete and the headliner could have been X-Acto-ed from a Trabant.
What’s this? Martians have stolen the 550i’s transmission lever and left behind a replica of their sex organs. Too bad the tactile sensations produced by this flimsy plastic lever lack any hint of sensuality (extra-terrestrial or otherwise). Our non-sport pack equipped tester’s steering wheel was skinny and slippery. Overall, the 550i’s cabin ambience is more German taxi than $60k luxury car.
On the positive side, BMW has finally put me out of my iDrive misery. While Bimmer’s boffins haven’t actually fixed their multi-media controller’s inherent user-antagonism, the 550i now offers a six-button work around. You can program these buttons to do astonishing things, like change the radio station without having to bump and needle the still-ugly wart between the seats. This is a pretty amazing– and entirely welcome– concession from BMW’s automotive dictators.
I think I’ve finally figured out why so many people find BMW drivers offensive: there’s no way to enjoy the marque’s cars while driving responsibly. As long as I helmed the 550i emphatically, darting about, passing everyone, flaunting both decency and legality, the experience was exhilarating.It’s jittery. Yes, as soon as I rejoined the real world commute, I was miserable. I repeat: driving the 550i with even a modicum of civility at low speeds and/or stop-and-go traffic is torture. The 550i’s set-up conspires against it. The brakes are grabby at low speeds. The transmission is eternally restless; whenever I tried to bring the car to a stop, the autobox engaged in a herky jerky search for a lower gear. It wasn’t pretty, or fun, or pretty fun.
In the 3-Series coupe, BMW’s new twin turbo powerplant is awesome– in the traditional, standing mute in front of a Ferrari sense of the word. In the 335i convertible, the 300hp engine is… a bit muted. In the 550i, the mighty mill’s been completely hamstrung by electronics.
On tip-in, throttle response is insufficient. Then, it’s WAY too much. As in the SMG-equipped M5, there’s just no way to parcel-out acceleration that’s fast, smooth AND consistent.
Speaking of which, BMW has quietly de-listed the SMG gearbox from the option sheet. This loathsome mechanical monstrosity was the reason I shunned the M5, one of the world’s finest sports sedans. While the next gen M3 is slated to receive the company’s replacement M DCT (M Dual Clutch Transmission) paddle shift system, low-end vehicles like the 535i need it most. With a proper cog swapper, I reckon the twin turbo 550i– indeed the whole 5-Series lineup– would be transformed.
As it stands, the BMW 550i is let down by its awkward exterior, cheap and charmless interior and jerky low speed dynamics. All of which can be, as TV people like to say, “fixed in post.” But will they? In fact, why didn’t BMW sort this out BEFORE they released the car to their dealers? Someday, BMW may learn how to listen to its critics. Until then, 550i buyers have to take what they’re given. Or not.
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Ouch!!!! This confirms everything we've been saying. I like the reference to the Martians stealing the transmission lever and leaving behind a replica of thier sex organs.

 

It will be interesting to hear what Bimmer Boy has to say about the wonderful car he is driving since he has continuously slammed Porsche owners on this forum. As most would agree, this is a good family sedan. I did read where bimmer boy gets to drive soemone else's Porsche every once in a while. I think he said it was his brother in laws. Thank god he gets to drive a decent car every once in awhile.

 

I can't imagine him saying much. i've read similar reports on the 550. I agree that it is a good, but highly priced family sedan. You may be better off with a Toyota Sienna since it has more cup holders.[8D]